You ever walk into a place and immediately know you are not staying long? Nothing even happened yet. You just got there. Maybe the lighting is weird. Maybe it smells vaguely like wet carpet. Maybe there are seventeen conversations happening at once and somebody is already yelling for no reason. Sometimes the music is too loud but somehow

You ever look up one completely normal thing and accidentally lose your entire evening? It happens fast too. You’ll just be sitting there wondering how old an actor is or trying to remember what year something happened. Next thing you know you are three tabs deep into Soviet submarine accidents and reading comments from a man named “Train

The refrigerator always gets weird at night. During the day it sounds normal because the house is alive and moving around. Then everything gets quiet and suddenly the refrigerator sounds like industrial equipment trying to restart itself. Little clicks. Buzzing. That low hum that randomly gets louder for no reason. Sometimes it sounds lik

Things just feel different now. Food especially. Kraft mac and cheese used to taste better. The noodles were better too. Now sometimes the texture feels weirdly slick and the cheese powder tastes like it came out of a science lab. Cereal gets soggy faster. Chips have less crunch. Cookies either fall apart immediately or survive being drop